sad day

This post is brought to you by Razin Kasheikh.

It is my sad duty to inform all of Oreos readers that he recently died! My humans think that Oreos death was the result of a snake bite! Oreo never really did have any smarts when it came to repitles.

He had a home burial in the back yard!

As a consequence, I've had no bash buddy! Oreo - why did you have to die?

The good news is that a new dog is coming to live here! And he will maybe continue on with this blog! That may take a while - he is only 7weeks old!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news! But you had to be told!

Razin Kasheikh (The Cat)

Cat away from home

The Cat keeps telling me to leave him alone, he's had a hard few days! I wonder how that is possible... He was bundled into the car and taken for a short holiday! Spoilt kitty!
He left here on the morning my master was supposed to go to her prayer meeting... She didn't go because they all left too late!
They loaded the car and the boy that stayed over was told to get in too! They didn't bring home home! :(
Mr Kitty Kasheikh was loaded into the car, I was given orders to look after the house, and they drove off without me!
I must admit, I didn't starve or anything! My master threw bones all over the front yard for me to munch and just before they left, my other master put out a bowl of food for me! I was stuffed fat! Couldn't eat another bit even if I tried! My master says that if I eat too much I may just cause myself to explode!
They got home last night, and Mr Kitty Kasheikh says to me to leave him alone! He needs to recover! Recover from what? A day at the beach! Relaxing on the lounge! Snoozing on a bed! Spoilt cat!
He gets a holiday and I get to guard the house! The life of a dog!

I hope you have a happy, waggy tailed day.
Oreo

aah crumbs ...

What did I do that was so wrong to have me on my chain??
I found the cat who went AWOL. I tried my hardest to catch the cat! Then I dashed inside to see if I could have a quick snack in his toilet! I don't understand why I was unceremoniously dragged outside, marched to my house, had the chain put around my neck and told "get in and stay there"! What did I do that was so wrong? The cat is inside again - why am I being punished? Oh well, at least I will get my freedom returned to me in the morning... I hope.

Have a happy waggy tailed day.
Oreo.

No birthday wishes... :(

My boss, she forgot my birthday!! How could she forget my birthday??

Squish the cat, Squish the cat - its time to play squish the cat!! :)

Firstly - to play the game "Squish the Cat" you need to entice the cat outside - or in the case of my cat - i just need to tangle myself in his lead and I can pull him outside! Then as quickly as you can you need to throw yourself on the cat! Thus you successfully squish the cat! But -  you need to be ready at any moment to move at the speed of lightning - some cats will call out to the boss with a distressed sound - that is your cue to move as far away and as fast as possibly so you don't get caught squishing the cat!

Yesterday in my game I found myself with the cats head in my mouth! Bit too fluffy for my liking! Apparently I wounded him and my boss was not happy with me...

I decided to try and continue my game today... But the boss caught me! She yelled too! The cat had already gone feral and was attacking anything and everything that moved!

I was kinda hoping that she would put the cat down for biting her! But it never happened!

See - my mum (Kahlua) told me of a dog that lived her once and is buried in the back yard! This dog attacked my mum and my boss had to keep the two apart! But then this dog bit my boss and the dog was put down!

Every dog has been warned that the punishment for biting the boss is death! So I was kinda hoping that if I could encourage the cat to bite the boss then he would find himself on the receiving end of a final needle from the vet! But no - all it got me was this chain around my neck and being ignored! And the cat - he got fed fresh food and even baby spinach leaves! (These are a treat for him that he just cant get enough of!)

Somehow the balance is tilted in the cats favour! I don't think I'll be playing squish the cat for a while! He has again gained the upper paw!

So while I'm in "solitary confinement" in my dog box - I hope you have a happy waggy tailed day.

Oreo.